She Made A Woman Outta Me (Paterson/Alexander/Boothroyd/Algra/Lehmann)
I met a singer called Alex
She made a sinner outta me
She had me singing in the boys choir
And singing silly harmonys
She had me shaking in the bedroom
And had me rocking in the aisles
That saucy singer called Alex
She had me smiling lots of smiles
CHORUS
You know Ive met so many
Well maybe one or two or three
But there was never every any
Who loved me more than me
I was a wicked womaniser
Till I met Denise, whoa oh
She made a woman outta me
A clairvoyant called Chrystal
She made a psychic outta me
She rubbed and rubbed her little glass ball
And saw the future in my tea
Shes taken all my money
And chickened out on me
That fortune teller named Chrystal
She disappeared you see
CHORUS (Marie)
A wee lassie called Lucy
She made a lemon outta me
She went and left me for the landlord
Cos he had loads of money
And I was waiting at the altar
And I was waiting at the church
That wee lassie called Lucy
She went and left me in the lurch
CHORUS (Theresa)