Bootscootin Woman
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VERSE 1
Well shes never been to Nashville, Nashville Tennessee
Shes only been to Bangor, thats Bangor by the sea
But she sings along with Johnny Cash on the karaoke
She plays D.I.V.O.R.C.E. and wears a cowboy hat just like Jim
Reeves
And a pair of boots so she can "Walk the line"
(because)
CHORUS
Shes a Bootscootin Woman
Shes a Ramblin Rose
Shes a Bootscootin Woman
Yeah and everybody knows
VERSE 2
Shell be coming home with Billy Ray tatooed on her arm
Cos hes the one that broke her "Achy Breaky"
heart
And shes never been the same since she heard him on the
radio.
Shell forget aboot the washing shell forget aboot the
bills
Shell forget aboot the hubby whos demanding all his
meals
Cos tonight theyre hitting the "Ponderosa" for a
dance.
(because)
CHORUS
Shes a Bootscootin Woman
Shes a Ramblin Rose
Shes a Bootscootin Woman
Yeah and everybody knows
OUTRO
Mama, mama, mamas on the wildside
Mama, mama, mamas on the wildside
She wont dilly-dally, cos shes going fer a swallay
She wont dilly-dally
Cmon Jenny show them how to dance!
CHORUS
(Ooh da da da)